More tranny stories later!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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