D3 body, D1 cock
my mouth tastes like poor choices
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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