She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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