I can text with my tongue
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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