She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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