Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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