So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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