Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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