You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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