Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
