I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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