their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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