My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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