We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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