That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My liver just broke up with me...
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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