I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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