Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
The air taste purple.
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