Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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