no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I AM VODKA MAN
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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