I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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