ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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