is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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