You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just found a bag of teeth...
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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