I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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