You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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