i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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