I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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