I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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