I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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