TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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