you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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