You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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