no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
The adults are the big ones right?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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