I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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