I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
