So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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