Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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