just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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