When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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