I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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