I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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