fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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