This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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