I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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