you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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