But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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