you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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