I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Send help, water and tortillas.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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