You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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what are you doing with your life
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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