week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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