I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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