It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
