Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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